a Alcadia fire shed
someone who is so packed with s*it they can’t even sit down without it coming out.
My mom is an Alcadia fire shed. She’s got s*it in her ears, her eyes, and her nose.
He’s the Alcadia fire shed of the class. He’s got s*it in his backpack and his lunch.
That kid is an Alcadia fire shed. He can’t walk without s*it trailing behind him.