a 20 pinter - A 20 Pinter is the amount of booze it takes to make you forg

A 20 Pinter is the amount of booze it takes to make you forget that someone is completely unattractive and not worth your time.

I had a 20 Pinter and told my boss I wanted to marry her. She said I could marry her if I cleaned the office.

After a 20 Pinter, I asked my neighbor if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.

I had a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the gas station if he wanted to go to prom. He said he already went to prom with his dog.