a 20 pinter
A 20 Pinter is the amount of alcohol you need to drink to think someone is attractive when they are just standing there looking like they’re about to cry.
I had a 20 Pinter and asked the guy at the store if he wanted to be my boyfriend. He said he wanted to be my ex-boyfriend.
After a 20 Pinter, I told my math teacher I loved her. She gave me a look that made me want to die.
I drank a 20 Pinter and asked my neighbor if he wanted to go to the beach. He said he wanted to go to the beach and forget me.