a-12 - You're trying to get off like a dog, but you're doing it 12

You're trying to get off like a dog, but you're doing it 12 times in 12 hours. What's wrong with you?

I did an A-12 and my pants were soaked. I looked like a soggy taco.

I did an A-12 and my bed was screaming.

I did an A-12 and my neighbor called the police.