hairy muff - A girl's pubic area that looks like it's been neglected for

A girl's pubic area that looks like it's been neglected for decades and is not happy about it

My cousin's hairy muff looked like a raccoon had thrown a party in there and forgot to clean up.

My neighbor's hairy muff was so wild, it could've been a new kind of animal in the zoo.

'Oh no, she has a hairy muff,' I whispered, trying not to laugh.

He stared at her hairy muff like it had personally ruined his life.

She had a hairy muff so bad, it made my friend vomit.

His hairy muff looked like a wild beast had taken over his crotch.

I almost ran out of the room when I saw her hairy muff.

That hairy muff was so intense, it gave me nightmares.