Eataakur - They’re the jokester, the d*ckhead, and the pain in the a**.

They’re the jokester, the d*ckhead, and the pain in the a**. But deep down, they’re just a sad kid who doesn’t know how to stop being a drama queen.

"I’m not a drama queen. I’m a *drama queen with a PhD*.", Eataakur, after being called out for crying over a spilled soda.

"You think you’re funny? I’ll laugh until your face turns red.", Eataakur, trying to outlaugh someone at a party.

"I’m not sad. I’m just... strategically vulnerable.", Eataakur, 10 minutes after being mocked for wearing a hat inside.

I didn’t start the fight. I just added glitter to it.

You think this is a game? I’ve got three more levels of mean.

I’m not dramatic. I’m just professionally overreacting.