A Hairy Cookie
Dump chocolate sauce on her butt while she’s sitting on a shaggy carpet and then eat her like she’s a snack
I saw my cousin do this to his cousin's cousin and it was like a food fight in heaven
My mom tried to do this to my dad and he screamed like a baby
At the party, they did this to the DJ and he quit mid-song
My teacher did this to the principal and the whole school got detention
I tried this on my brother and now he won't stop talking about it
They did this to the mayor and he ran out crying like a kid
My mom did this to my dad and now they both smell like chocolate and regret
The kids at lunch tried this on the principal and the cafeteria got shut down
I did this to my crush and now she follows me everywhere like a lost puppy