q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h
gonna die, just not today. someone's gonna finish the job eventually.
bored out of my life at work
my boss won't pay me and i'm done waiting
i keep thinking about that one night stand
Discover Slang
q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h
fucking nothing's making it hard to get up. every day is a battle.
cant wake up tomorrow without motivation
everything feels like too much effort
i'm tired of being this way
q oertUfhhkjhv bajhrb ytvhr7698nu59-ur bhiuythjvb h
watching the clock tick. time's moving so slow when you're depressed.
feels like days are dragging on forever
i've been in this mood for weeks now
just want it to all stop
q it up
q it up: gang barbecue on someone's front lawn, usually after getting stoned. involves meat, beers, weed from the car ashtray
bro i'm hittin' up mi pueblo man get me some carne asada tortillas and a few pacois we'll q this joint up at sarahs place
man you ever been to a real qs? that shit sticks in your memory for weeks
dude stop qing it up before cops find us
q it up
alpha: swear at someone with sexual violence, more offensive than fuck. implies you'll actually do something if they keep talking back
shut the f up or i'm gonna alpha your ass till it bleeds bitch
dude calm down she's not worth an alpha
you better apologize for that alpha before someone gets hurt
q it up
ligs: league of legends gamers who queue up or run when their mental state is compromised. the game breaks them psychologically and financially over years
man i got to get off this shit my rank dropped from diamond again after queuing for raid matches last night
she's an lp, we've spent $400 on her skins in six months
cops found 3 credit cards maxed out at his gaming account
q hit
getting cummed on by multiple guys at the same time
Sarah: 'Oh shit, Mark just started.' Then Jake slides in. Then Tom says he's ready.
Anonymous: Just came from two dicks and one guy is already fingering me hard as hell.
DM to AlexaGirl: *threeway* so fucking hard rn
q hit
someone else does it for you but your partner watches and gets off on it
Reddit thread r/relationship_advice 'My ex loves giving me oral. I hate it.' Best response: That's called having a sex slave.
Tweet by porn star Riley Reid: 'Nothing feels quite like watching my boyfriend cum while someone else does the tricking.'
DM from submissive guy to dominant friend: Bet you can't make him come before I finish',
q hit
switching partners mid-act without stopping. super high intensity.
. T title 'Threeway Switchback' - guy on top swaps with the one below when both are close to finishing
Reddit r/xxxpost comment: 'The look in his eyes says he's never been this hard before'
User asking for threesome advice: 'How do I get two guys into my apartment?']
q hit
using oral sex as a high-intensity foreplay or aftercare. intense dopamine hit.
Sex talk during blowjob: 'That's it right there, isn't it?' He wasn't even touching me yet.
Anonymous Reddit post describing the last time they did this with their boyfriend
DM to porn site: Can you do me like that in a video?
q boss t
man's so good at the bed he doesn't even need to breathe
yo man she just fell asleep from your moves last night 💀😭
bro really? how was i supposed to know it'd take THAT long?
damn right there bro, my back hurts for 3 days
q boss t
fucking until one of us passes out from exhaustion - that's commitment
man i couldn't keep my eyes open after round two 😂
i think we should try the sex position where he's on top
damn, you're making it look so easy
q boss t
when she gets off me in the morning i feel like a martyr - this is love
i woke up and my sheets were still warm from her last round 💀
she's already planning dinner again? that's dedication 😂
man, you better not be touching yourself right now
q ball supreme
getting the q ball supreme is when your dick gets sucked dry by an anonymous stranger's mouth
just put it in her face for a few minutes and you'll feel like shitting out everything but cum
she made me swallow every drop, felt so good i almost came again before she let go
my phone was about to die from notifications when my new girl started sucking
q ball supreme
sending a dick pic of someone else while getting mouthed makes it 10x more intense
look at the screen as she works her lips around your head, imagine what they're thinking about right now
she kept looking over my shoulder at his profile picture on my phone instead of mine, that fucking drove me crazy
i sent him a pic of another guy mid-oral and watched his performance spike
q ball supreme
the name comes from online drug slang where q refers to meth and ball supreme is the highest quality form, making it the most addictive thing on earth
first time i used q balls my heart hammered against my ribs for hours, felt like dying but kept going back for more
meth is basically crack cocaine in speedball form - one hit makes you feel like a god
my dealer told me ball supreme was the most pure meth possible
q bait
Q bait is pretending not to get what u say so they can call you stupid online. Some people do it for attention.
bro, ur spelling sucks lol
@user why r u mad at me? ur fucking annoying tbh
@user stop being such a dick
q bait
Q bait: saying something controversial on purpose to get people fighting in the comments. Reddit goldmine.
what do u think about black people?
@username tell me ur deepest secret
do you support abortion? come at me
q bait
Q baiting: when someone posts something dumb on social media and you reply with a question designed to make them look stupid.
lol did u forget my name again?
@user r ur opinions worth airtime? bruh
aight bet 5 bucks ur ugly
q and a mark
Q & A Mark = telling someone to shut their fucking mouth. Like, 'seriously q&a mark?' They'll just stare at you like a damn fool.
Man: Yo bro what did u see? Bro: Q&A MARK and walks away
@user1: u idiot ur spelling is terrible @user2 replies: fyi i'm not blind. This will get ya labeled as stupid eventually
Bro just got into an argument with his wife online, typed 'i love you' in caps, she blocked him