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A room full of ladies with no hair down there after getting their snatch waxed, laser’d, or shaved clean

She said, 'I walked into a basket full of bald kittens and it was like a nightmare'

He texted me, 'I went to a basket full of bald kittens and I felt like a bald kitten too'

My friend said, 'It was like a basket full of bald kittens and I was the only one with hair'

A face you make when you see something so gross it makes you want to throw up and call the person a dumbass at the same time.

My mom tried to feed me a shoe. I did a Basby so strong, it scared the dog.

When my brother told me he eats pizza crusts for breakfast. I did a Basby so loud, my teacher asked what was wrong.

I saw a spider on my soup. I did a Basby so big, it could’ve been a new emoji.

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A Basby

A look that says you’re so shocked and confused, you’re probably wondering if the person you’re looking at is a genius or a complete idiot.

My friend told me he failed math. I did a Basby so confused, I forgot my own name.

I heard my dog ate my homework. I did a Basby so shocked, my eyes almost popped out.

My teacher said I got a D. I did a Basby so confused, I thought I was in a dream.

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A Basby

A face that shows you think the person you’re looking at is either a total idiot or they just did the worst thing ever.

My little brother tried to build a house with Legos and a banana. I did a Basby so strong, I think I broke my face.

I saw my dad wearing socks with sandals. I did a Basby so big, my neighbors came to check on me.

My friend told me he ate a whole cake for breakfast. I did a Basby so stupid, I started crying.

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A Basby

A look that’s so full of hate and disbelief, it’s like you want to punch the person you’re looking at and also give them a failing grade.

My teacher said I was late again. I did a Basby so angry, I think I turned red.

I saw my friend eat a worm. I did a Basby so gross, I almost threw up.

My mom told me I had to do the dishes. I did a Basby so mad, I almost broke my face.

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A Basby

A face that says you’re so confused and disappointed, it’s like you just got told you’re going to live with your worst enemy.

I saw my dog eat my homework. I did a Basby so confused, I thought I was in a dream.

My friend told me he failed math again. I did a Basby so sad, I cried.

I heard my brother said he eats pizza crusts for breakfast. I did a Basby so confused, I almost fainted.

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A Barrowman

When a straight guy gets a boner for a gay dude. It all started when John Barrowman played Jack Harkness on Doctor Who and looked like he was about to lick the TARDIS.

My dad saw him on TV and now he's flirting with the mailman.

My teacher got a crush on him and now she calls me 'Jack' all the time.

My cousin said he's gonna marry John Barrowman when he grows up.

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A Barrowman

A Barrowman is a old-fashioned, gay pretty boy who’s like a cocky love machine and always ends up in the wheelbarrow position during a man-on-man lovefest.

My uncle said he’s a Barrowman and now he’s fighting with my cousin for the title.

My brother called my dad a Barrowman and now they’re both arguing about who’s more attractive.

My mom says my dad is a Barrowman and now he won’t stop talking about 'manly love.'

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A Barrowman

A hot, smexy, gay, Scottish-American man who’s got the body of a superhero and the voice of a god. He can switch from Scottish to American like it’s a curse.

My friend said he’s a Barrowman and now he’s pretending to be on Doctor Who in the bathroom.

My brother texted me 'Barrowman is back' and now I can’t stop laughing.

My cousin tried to do an accent switch and now he sounds like a confused chicken.

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A Barrowman

A meme where you blame everything bad that happens on John Barrowman. It started when David Tennant shouted 'BARROWMAN!' on Never Mind the Buzzcocks like he was about to punch him.

My teacher failed me and said it was all Barrowman’s fault.

I spilled my coffee and blamed it on Barrowman.

My mom said my dad’s crush on Barrowman is why the Wi-Fi’s broken.

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A Barron Run

When you take a dump so loud it wakes up the entire neighborhood and makes the dog cry.

I did a Barron Run and my mom came running in

The dog ran out of the house screaming

My neighbor called the cops because he thought I was on fire

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A Barron Run

A poop so big and smelly it could power a city and make your pants fall down.

I did a Barron Run and my pants fell off in class

My brother passed out from the smell

The teacher gave me a time-out for the smell

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A Barron Run

When you poop so hard you think you’re gonna die and your face turns red.

I did a Barron Run and my face looked like a tomato

My friend laughed so hard he peed his pants

My dog ran away from me because he was scared

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A Barron Run

A poop so bad it could make a dragon cry and your toilet overflow.

I did a Barron Run and my toilet overflowed

My sister ran out of the house screaming

The toilet started bubbling like it was alive

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A Barron Run

When you poop so much it feels like you’re doing a dance and your pants are in trouble.

I did a Barron Run and my pants were in trouble

My dog started dancing with me

My neighbor came to my house to complain

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A Barron Run

A poop so crazy it makes your toilet explode and your dog run for his life.

I did a Barron Run and my toilet exploded

My dog ran out of the house screaming

My mom called the fire department

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A Barnsley

A semi-erect penis that appears outta nowhere, like when Barnsley shocked everyone by getting to the semi-finals in 2008.

"Barnsley with an unexpected semi!", the commentator, who probably hasn't had a proper meal in weeks

My mate got a semi when Barnsley made it to the semi-finals, I don't know why he's still single

I had a semi-erect penis at the FA Cup semi, all because of Barnsley

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A Barnsley

A town in South Yorkshire that people hate without even knowing it. Full of friendly people who speak like they’re drunk and have been mining for decades.

My cousin moved to Barnsley and now speaks like a drunk miner, it’s terrifying

I hate Barnsley, but I’ve never been there, it’s just a town on a map

They made a movie about Barnsley, and it’s called 'Brassed Off', sounds like a bad time

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A Barnsley

A town that people mock for no reason. It’s got dumb people and a useless council, but it’s just like every other town in England, except worse.

Barnsley’s council is worse than my mum’s cooking, and that’s saying something

People laugh at Barnsley, but it’s just like any other town, with more morons

I live in Barnsley and I don’t even know why people hate it, it’s just normal

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A Barnsley

A town that’s misunderstood because half of it is full of morons, and the other half just wants to get away from them.

Barnsley’s split in two, half the people are morons, the other half just wants to escape

The half of Barnsley that’s not morons is like me, trying to get out of there

I’m from the half of Barnsley that just wants to leave, the other half is still mining

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