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A Beamer
A fancy car that only rich farts can afford. It’s basically a metal pig with four wheels.
My cousin drives a beamer and thinks he’s James Bond.
I saw a beamer in the mall parking lot and wanted to punch the driver.
My mom said I could get a beamer if I stop eating pizza for breakfast.
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A Beamer
A car so nice it makes your face look like it’s been dipped in glitter and fried.
That beamer is so shiny I can see my face in it.
I walked past a beamer and it made me feel like a sad potato.
My dad’s beamer has more seats than my entire family.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beamer
What morons use when they can’t spell bimmer. It’s like they’re trying to sound fancy but they’re just being stupid.
My friend tried to say beamer instead of bimmer and got laughed at.
He spelled it beamer on his homework and got a zero.
My teacher said beamer is just a fancy way to say stupid.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beamer
A player in a video game who shoots so fast it looks like he’s got a gun made of lightning and a face full of rage.
That beamer in the game can kill me before I even blink.
He shot me seven times in the head and still said hi.
I tried to hide behind a wall, and the beamer just shot through it like it was paper.
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A Beamer
A Northern Irish way of being so embarrassed you turn red and look like you’ve been peed on by a tomato.
He said something stupid and turned red like a tomato got peed on.
My friend blushed so hard he looked like a boiled beet.
She got called out in class and turned red like a hot dog in a microwave.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beamer
A person who lives in a video game and never leaves. They’re so good they probably have a gun made of gold and a face full of confidence.
He plays video games so much he forgot how to breathe.
That beamer has a level 99 sword and a face like he’s never been defeated.
She’s been playing for so long she’s got a gold medal and a face full of smug.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beamer
A really nice BMW that looks like it just came out of a car wash and got a hug from a unicorn.
That beamer is so clean I could eat off it.
He washed his beamer so much it’s like it’s got a face full of soap.
My neighbor’s beamer is so shiny I can see my reflection in it.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beaker
When someone’s face looks like it was hit by a brick and a bag of dirt, and it’s so ugly it makes you want to punch Beaker in the face.
My cousin’s face after he ate 12 tacos and cried
My teacher’s face when I threw a paper airplane at her
My dog’s face when he saw a vacuum cleaner
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A Beaker
Robert Sykes, the guy who looks like he forgot his face at home, and it’s always yelling, ‘Me me me me me me me me’
My brother when he gets a C on a test
My neighbor when he sees a spider
My mom when I eat the last slice of pizza
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A Beaker
When a girl with a nose like a carrot shoves it all the way up a guy’s butt, and it’s like a horror movie but with more nose.
My sister when she was mad at my brother
My cousin’s girlfriend when she found out he cheated
My friend when he got caught eating my sandwich
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beaker
A name for a Kansas fan, and it’s like calling them the worst team ever, but with more hatred.
My friend when he got kicked out of a game
My dad when he saw a KU fan
My brother when he lost to a KU fan
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beaker
Someone who talks about themselves all day, like Beaker, but with more me and less actual life.
My teacher when she talks about her cat all day
My mom when she tells me about her day
My friend when he talks about himself in every conversation
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beaker
When someone licks two sets of testicles in one night, and it’s like a buffet of butt stuff from two different races.
My brother when he had too much to drink
My friend when he was dared
My cousin when he wanted to be weird
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A Beaker
Junk food that looks like it was made by a mad scientist, and it’s so bad it makes you want to throw it at a wall.
My lunch when I ate too much candy
My brother’s snack when he got a bad grade
My mom’s breakfast when she was mad at me
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beach Girl
A beach girl is a girl who lets anyone lay on her like she’s a sunbath. She smells like a fish market, has crabs in her pants, and by the end of the day you’re begging for a burn cream because you forgot to wear your protection.
Just walked past a beach girl and now my face feels like it's on fire. Thanks, crab lady.
Why do I always forget to wear sunscreen? I'm now the human version of a lobster.
She let my buddy lay on her and now he's got crabs. I'm just trying to live my best life.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Beach Girl
A beach girl is a high-maintenance, snobby, but clever woman who will stab you if you annoy her. She wears expensive shoes, drives a fancy car, and is always showing off her jewelry while picking up her kids from school.
She stared me down like I owed her money. I just said 'hello' and now I'm on her list.
She had three designer bags on at once. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.
I said I didn't want to go to the mall and now I'm getting stabbed by her kids.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Batt
A batt is like a big fat joint that you smoke until you’re too high to care about your life.
My batt was so good I forgot my mom’s birthday.
That spliff was a batt, and I inhaled like it was my last day on Earth.
He brought a batt to the party and now we’re all too stoned to leave.
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A Batt
A batt is a guy who’s too gay to hide it, and he’s not even trying to be cool about it.
He called me a batt in front of my dad. I’m never speaking to him again.
I told him he was a batt, and he just laughed and said, ‘You’re one too.’
That guy in the class is a batt, and he’s still wearing glitter.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Batt
A batt is someone who wants a monster cock so bad they’d probably marry a statue if it had a hard-on.
She’s a batt, and she’ll take any cock she can get.
He’s a batt, and he’s already planning his next blowjob.
That guy’s a batt, and he’s got a subscription to ‘Big Cock Monthly.’
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Batt
To batt is to flail around like a drunk chicken on a trampoline, with no sense of direction or dignity.
He was batting around the room like a man who just found out he’s a woman.
She was batting like she was trying to escape a giant fart.
He batts so much, I think he’s trying to become a tornado.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
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