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A Behemoth Who Sacrificed Their Psychology To Be An Esoteric Striker
A giant who threw away their brain to be a strange striker who kicks the ball like it gave him a bad grade.
He kicked the ball so fast, it looked like it was running from a teacher.
He told the ball it was a bad student. The ball told him he was a worse teacher.
He’s not a bad teacher, he’s just grading the ball.
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A Beer For The Shower
A website so stupid and funny it makes you laugh so hard you might pee your pants.
I checked out this site and laughed so hard I dropped my phone in the toilet.
This site is like a beer-fueled comedy show for people who think they're cool.
I showed my mom this site and she started crying from laughing.
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A Beer For The Shower
Drinking a beer in the shower. Not the same as getting a beer dumped on your head. That’s just a dumbass move.
I was in the shower, drank a beer, and forgot my towel. Classic.
My friend tried to do a beer shower and ended up face-first in the toilet.
I took a beer shower and forgot to turn off the water. Now I’m wet, drunk, and late for work.
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A Beer For The Shower
When people at parties throw beer at your head like you owe them money.
At the party, some guy threw a beer at my head and I got it in my eye. So unfair.
My cousin was beer-showered so hard he had to go home and take a shower to wash it off.
I was beer-showered at my friend’s house and now my hair smells like cheap beer and regret.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy lays on top of a girl and takes a dump in her snatch before going down on her.
My cousin tried Beef Wellington and his mom had to take him to the ER.
My brother said it was the worst thing he ever did.
He said it felt like a subway ride in a sewer.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy farts in a girl’s mouth while she’s having a yeast infection and then screws her.
My neighbor tried it and now he’s afraid of yeast.
He said it smelled like a garbage can in summer.
His girlfriend threw up on him.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a British guy farts in a hot dog bun and feels guilty about it.
My teacher said it was the worst breakfast ever.
He tried it and cried.
He said it tasted like regret.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy takes a dump in his girlfriend’s mouth and calls it love.
My brother did it and got in trouble.
His girlfriend said it was the worst date ever.
He said it felt like a horror movie.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy kicks his girlfriend’s crotch with his welly boots and then shoves his foot up her snatch.
My uncle did it and broke her nose.
He said it felt like a soccer game.
She said it was the worst punishment ever.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when two guys wrap their dicks in shrink wrap and slap each other until one gets hard and loses.
My cousin tried it and got a hard-on in front of everyone.
He said it felt like a slap fight.
His friend laughed so hard he peed his pants.
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A Beef Wellington
A Beef Wellington is when a guy shoves his leg up a girl’s snatch and calls it a dance.
My friend did it and got kicked out of the house.
He said it felt like a rodeo.
His girlfriend said it was the worst dance ever.
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A Bee's Dick
A tiny tiny unit of measurement. Like the size of a bee’s whisker but even tinier. Used when something is almost there but not quite.
My grade was a bee's dick away from an A.
The bus came a bee's dick away from hitting me.
He missed the shot by a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
A fast and rough guess of how close something was. Like when you almost got hit but didn’t. You know it was teeny-tiny, but you can’t measure it.
That car almost ran me over. It was a bee's dick away.
She was a bee's dick away from winning the race.
He dodged the bullet by a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
A tiny measurement that’s like 1.44mm. Used by carpenters when they need to be very precise. It’s like the size of a drone’s tiny tiny penis.
The nail was a bee's dick in size.
He measured it to the bee's dick.
The gap was barely a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
When you sit for too long and your penis feels like it’s been run over by a truck. It happens when you sit on hard things like benches or floors.
After sitting on the floor for 10 hours, my dick felt like it was on fire.
He had a bee's dick after the long bus ride.
Sitting on a stool for 3 hours gave him a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
Tiny tiny. Like the size of a speck of dust. Used when something is so small it’s almost not there.
That dot was a bee's dick.
The hole in the wall was a bee's dick.
The speck of dirt was a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
A tiny tiny change in sound. Like when you tweak a song and make it a little bit better. It’s like the size of a speck of dirt.
He adjusted the beat by a bee's dick.
The sound changed by a bee's dick.
She tweaked the mix by a bee's dick.
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A Bee's Dick
A whole bunch of bees living in your penis. The queen bee comes out sometimes and then gets squished back in. It hurts a lot.
He had bees in his cock and it hurt when the queen came out.
The queen bee squeezed back in like it was going through a tiny tiny tube.
He got a bee's dick because the bees were living in his cock.
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A Becky Shot
A tiny shot that’s like giving a beggar a crumb.
I asked for a shot and got a Becky Shot. What’s next, a crumb? 🍞
He tried to impress me with a Becky Shot. I left.
My Becky Shot was so weak, I could’ve drowned a cat in it.
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