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A Benj
A fancy nickname for a guy named Benjamin, but it's so weird it might as well be a curse. It rhymes with orange, and that's the worst thing ever.
Benj? That's the worst name I've ever heard. It rhymes with orange, which is a crime against humanity.
My friend's name is Benj. I think he's trying to make me go insane.
Benj is my name now. I'm not happy about it.
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A Benj
A guy so tall and endowed that you feel like you're in the shadow of a god. His cock is three times yours and it's not even trying.
Benj is like a giant with a cock. I feel like I'm just a kid next to him.
That Benj is like a superhero with a cock. I'm just a normal guy with a normal cock.
Benj walks in and I feel like I'm the size of a mouse.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Benj
A question you ask your lover when you're trying to get them to do something embarrassing. It's like a trap, and you're the trap setter.
'To Benj?' I asked. She looked at me like I was insane.
I said 'To Benj?' and she ran out of the room. I won.
Benj asked me 'To Benj?' and I knew I was doomed.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Benj
Some random guy everyone talks about, like he's a legend. Some people think he's fake, but I know he's real because I saw him once.
Benj is the guy everyone talks about. He's like a myth.
Benj is dating that singer. She's hot, and he's cool.
I saw Benj once, and I felt like I was in a movie.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Benj
The worst Smash Ultimate player. He's trying so hard, but it's like he's in a different game. Everyone just wants him to die.
Benj is so bad at Smash Ultimate, I feel sorry for him.
He's trying so hard, but he's still the worst.
Benj is like a tryhard in a game that doesn't want him.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Benj
Just a guy's name, but it's like it's mocking you. It's not funny, and it's definitely not cool.
Benj Pasek is just a guy with a name that's trying to ruin your day.
Benj Pasek is real, and that's just sad.
Why is Benj Pasek's name so annoying?
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Bengali Menace
A guy so good looking he makes your face feel like it got hit by a brick.
He walked in and my whole class turned into a fan club.
I tried to text him and my fingers wouldn't stop shaking.
He smiled at me and my dog started licking my face.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Bengali Menace
A man so smart he could teach your brain to do push-ups.
He solved the math problem before the teacher even finished talking.
He knew my secret crush and laughed at me.
He aced the test and I failed because I was too busy daydreaming.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Bengali Menace
A guy so cool he could make ice cream melt just by looking at it.
He wore a hoodie and I instantly wanted one.
He said hi and I felt like I was on a date.
He walked past me and I dropped my pencil.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben Kenobi
When your buddy gets vaporized right in front of you like a bad decision at a buffet. You’re left staring at a heap of clothes that used to be them.
My guy vanished mid-sentence. All that was left was his robe and a bad joke.
She blinked and he was gone. Just like that. No warning. No mercy.
He was there one second, gone the next. Left a pile of fabric and my hopes in the trash.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben Kenobi
That annoying sidekick who’s always there to give you advice, then dies because they’re too nice and you’re too dumb to take it. They’re like the pizza of the hero’s journey, tasty, but you never get to finish it.
He taught me everything, then got killed by a giant robot. Classic.
She was the smartest person in the room, and she died for my dumbass.
He gave me a map, then got hit by a laser. I’m still lost.
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A Ben Farrell
When a woman turns her man into a doormat with her drama and her dumbass attitude
My ex turned me into a doormat just so she could yell at me every day
He’s a doormat because he let her talk to him like he was a dog
My brother is a doormat because he lets his girlfriend scream at him for no reason
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A Ben Farrell
When you fall flat on your face because a squirrel decided to mess with you and you end up with every disease ever
I tripped over a squirrel and now I have every disease ever
That squirrel ruined my day and gave me AIDS
I fell on my face because a squirrel wouldn’t stop running around me
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben Berger
A finger-flicking technique that makes a girl scream and cum so fast she forgets her own name.
He did the A Ben Berger and she came like a fire truck.
She said it felt like a thousand fingers were dancing inside her.
He did it in the back of the bus and she cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben Berger
A guy who dates little girls like they're his toys and calls them his 'babies'.
He dated a 12-year-old and called her his 'tiny princess'.
He said his girlfriend was 'just a kid' and he 'loved her like a daughter'.
He went to the mall with his 10-year-old 'girlfriend' and everyone laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben
A ben is when you smoke a whole 10-pack of weed in one go and then realize you just wasted your whole day.
I did a ben and now I’m crying in the kitchen.
He did a ben and now he’s talking to the ceiling.
I did a ben and my mom asked if I was dead.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben
A ben is a 100-dollar bill that you keep in your pocket and hope no one asks you where it went.
I saw a ben and I almost cried.
She gave me a ben and now I’m rich.
He had a ben and now he’s buying pizza for everyone.
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A Ben
A ben is a measurement that’s shorter than your attention span and longer than your patience.
This ruler is only 4 inches, so it’s a ben.
He said it was a ben, but it was just a lie.
My teacher said I was a ben away from failing.
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A Ben
A ben is someone who talks like they’ve got it all figured out, but they’re just making it up as they go.
My teacher is a ben and she thinks she’s a wizard.
My brother is a ben and he thinks he’s a king.
My mom is a ben and she thinks she’s a queen.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
A Ben
A ben is when you try to hurt yourself and you do it so bad you might as well be dead.
I did a ben and I cut my hand off.
She did a ben and now she’s in the hospital.
He did a ben and he’s still alive but barely.
by Slangipedia 3mo ago
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