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A Big Red Button
A big red button is what you press when you're too scared to talk to the principal but too dumb to just walk away.
I pressed the big red button because I didn't want to get in trouble.
She pressed the big red button just to make the teacher cry.
He pressed the big red button and now the whole school thinks he's a lunatic.
A Big Mike
The guy who wore a purple tie and looked like a confused potato while sitting next to the president.
Big Mike looked like he just woke up from a 20-year nap.
He tried to say something important but just mumbled.
He was the reason the president looked stressed during press conferences.
A Big Mike
The biggest cock in the game, and not just because he said so.
Big Mike’s cock was so big, it had its own Instagram.
He didn’t need a mic, his cock was the mic.
He once said, ‘I’m the biggest cock in the game, and I don’t take no mess.’
A Big Mike
The man who was the best at everything until he died.
Big Mike was the best at everything, even breathing.
He was the man, and then he was gone.
He died, and the world got quieter.
A Big Mike
A tall guy who talks too much and plays basketball like it’s a hobby, not a sport.
Big Mike talked so much, he could’ve been a stand-up comedian.
He played basketball like it was a side gig.
He talked so much during the game, the ref gave him a warning.
A Big Mike
Getting so bad at Halo 3 that you wish you were dead.
Big Mike got so bad at Halo 3, he wished he was in a coma.
He played Halo 3 so bad, the game felt insulted.
He was so bad at Halo 3, he got kicked out of the match.
A Big Mike
A gay guy who runs a website about steroids and crackheads love it.
Big Mike is gay and runs a site about steroids, and crackheads love it.
He posted a picture of a steroid and called it ‘beautiful.’
He’s so gay, even the crackheads think he’s a legend.
A Big Mike
The guy who takes forever to pass the doobie to the left.
Big Mike took 10 minutes to pass the doobie to the left.
He passed the doobie so slow, the doobie got tired.
He passed the doobie like he was doing a magic trick.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you give someone the finger so hard it looks like you’re trying to break their hand. It’s the ultimate middle finger marathon.
My mom gave me a Big Fuck You when I told her I was dropping out of school.
He gave his boss a Big Fuck You by walking out of the meeting and slamming the door.
She gave her ex a Big Fuck You by wearing his old shirt to his wedding.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you’re so mad you yell Fuck You so loud it echoes through the halls of your school and probably woke up the principal.
I gave my brother a Big Fuck You when he ate my last slice of pizza.
She yelled a Big Fuck You at the teacher when he failed her on purpose.
He gave his friend a Big Fuck You during lunch because he didn’t invite him to the party.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you do something so embarrassing to someone that they’re too ashamed to look you in the eye for a week.
He gave his crush a Big Fuck You by telling everyone she was a bad singer.
She gave her friend a Big Fuck You by posting his embarrassing photo on Instagram.
My dad gave my mom a Big Fuck You by telling her he was going to move out.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you do something so mean that it makes everyone else in the room laugh at you.
He gave his teacher a Big Fuck You by throwing a paper airplane at her head.
She gave her brother a Big Fuck You by telling the whole class he had lice.
My friend gave me a Big Fuck You by stealing my lunch and eating it in front of me.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you’re so frustrated you throw your phone at the wall and then yell Fuck You at the top of your lungs.
I gave my mom a Big Fuck You when she wouldn’t let me go to the concert.
He gave his friend a Big Fuck You when he lost the game.
She gave her teacher a Big Fuck You when she got a bad grade.
A Big Fuck You
A Big Fuck You is when you do something so dramatic it makes the whole school stop what they’re doing to watch you.
He gave his crush a Big Fuck You by crying in front of the whole school.
She gave her friend a Big Fuck You by running out of the classroom screaming.
My dad gave my mom a Big Fuck You by throwing a couch out the window.
A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is someone who slathers every meal with condiments like they're trying to drown their food. If you see them at a buffet, they'll take 10 sauces and mix them into a puddle so thick, it looks like a lava flow.
My cousin ate a sandwich with 5 different mustards and called it a masterpiece.
At the movie theater, he ordered 3 hot dogs and used 8 condiment packets.
He once dipped his noodles in 4 sauces and still said it was bland.
A Big Dipper
In America, it’s a bunch of stars that look like a spoon in the sky. In the UK, they call it a rollercoaster, which is probably because they’re all mad.
My friend said the Big Dipper was just a spoon in the sky and called it a ‘star spoon’.
In the UK, they think a Big Dipper is a ride that throws you out of your seat.
I asked my teacher what a Big Dipper was, and she said, ‘It’s just a spoon in the sky. Now shut up.’
A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is a guy’s penis. It’s so big, it could be used as a ladle for soup. It goes with the honey love pot, which is basically the woman’s lips.
My uncle’s Big Dipper is so big, he uses it to stir his coffee.
At the gym, he showed off his Big Dipper and called it a ‘dipper of doom.’
He once said his Big Dipper was so big, it could hold a whole pizza.
A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is a man whose penis is so long, it goes into the toilet when he takes a crap. It’s like the toilet is getting a front-row seat to his business.
He told me his Big Dipper goes into the toilet every time he poops.
His friend said his Big Dipper was so long, it could reach the other side of the bathroom.
He once said his Big Dipper was so long, it dipped into the toilet like it was a dipper.
A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is someone who dips a lot. They put chewing tobacco in their mouths, or they grind with someone like they’re trying to break their bones.
He dips his food in sauce and calls it a ‘dipper attack.’
At the club, he grinds with girls like he’s trying to break their legs.
He puts a whole pack of chewing tobacco in his mouth and calls it a ‘dipper feast.’
A Big Dipper
A Big Dipper is when your penis is so long, it dips into the toilet when you take a crap. It’s the most embarrassing thing you can have in public.
He told me his Big Dipper dips into the toilet every time he poops.
At work, he said his Big Dipper was so long, it dipped into the toilet like it was a dipper.
He once said his Big Dipper was so long, it went into the toilet like it was a drain.
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