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A girl who’s cute from a block away but looks like she just stepped out of a discount store when you get up close.

She looked like a model from a block away, but up close, she looked like she had a budget.

She looked like a star from a block away, but up close, she had a face like a broken phone.

She looked like a goddess from a block away, but when she walked up, she looked like she was trying to sell me a coupon.

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A Blockwork Orange

A stupid lego version of a violent messed-up story. Why would anyone turn rape and bad kid stuff into tiny plastic bricks? I'll tell you why, because they're brain-dead.

My kid built a lego version of a guy getting beaten up. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

I tried to make lego oranges. They looked like poops.

My cousin turned a whole clock into lego. It took six hours and a lot of swearing.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blockwork Orange

A lego copy of a terrible story about bad kids and being forced to be good. It’s like turning a nightmare into a toy that’s way too expensive.

I bought A Blockwork Orange for my kid. He cried when he saw it.

My friend tried to make lego oranges. They looked like farts.

My mom said A Blockwork Orange was the worst thing since the invention of the toilet.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blockwork Orange

A lego version of a messed-up story that’s so bad, it’s like someone took a kid’s lunch money and turned it into a prison.

I built a lego orange. It was the size of a kid’s head.

My little brother said A Blockwork Orange was the worst thing ever. He was right.

I tried to make lego clocks. They looked like they were made by a drunk kid.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is a girl who just shows up and does nothing but take up space. She's not smart, not pretty, and doesn't even try. She's like the background noise of the school.

That blob in my math class doesn't even know what a fraction is.

Why is that blob still in the group chat? She hasn't said anything in weeks.

Blob just walked in and no one noticed. Classic.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

When a girl is on the blob, it means her period is making her life a mess and she's too tired to care.

Blob hit me like a freight train yesterday. I couldn't even walk to lunch.

She's on the blob again. Her mood is worse than my math test.

Blob is real. And it's not pretty.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is a British way to say a condom, like it's the most embarrassing thing ever.

He had to use a blob in front of his whole class. Never again.

Blob? That's the worst name for a condom.

My friend got a blob from his cousin. He's still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is when a girl is on her period and it's like a warzone in her pants.

Blob day at school is like a battle. Everyone knows it.

She's got a blob and it's not pretty. Don't even ask.

Blob is real. And it's not fun.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is when you make a bunch of soldiers in a game and they all run at once like a stupid mob.

I tried to blob my enemies in the game. They just laughed at me.

Blob attack! I lost the match because of it.

Blob is just a stupid strategy. I hate it.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is a big, fat guy named Bob. He eats too much and doesn't move.

Blob Bob just ate a whole pizza. He's going to explode.

That blob in the gym is like a walking meatball.

Blob Bob doesn't even know how to dance. It's sad.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blob

A blob is the last guy you want to sleep with when you're too tired to care.

Blob is the last guy I want. He smells like old pizza.

Blob just showed up and I had to sleep with him. Not cool.

Blob is the worst. I barely survived the night.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Bloated Pussy

A meaty mess that can't take a punch and looks like it's about to cry.

My aunt after she ate three pies and tried to fight me.

The guy at the gym who couldn't do one squat.

My mom when she saw my report card.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Bloated Pussy

A woman's crotch so big it looks like it's holding a whole sandwich.

My cousin's face after she ate a whole pizza.

My neighbor's dog after it ate a sock.

My sister's butt after she sat on a chair for a day.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blizarre Mod Remastered

A game that makes you yell at your screen because you need a million rare items to win, and the drama between AUU is so bad it’s gonna make your Netflix subscription worth it.

I just spent 20 minutes yelling at my phone because I got a lousy drop rate again.

AUU fighting on Discord is worse than my mom’s screaming during the holidays.

I’m gonna cancel my Netflix if this drama doesn’t end soon.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blizarre Mod Remastered

A game that’s like being stuck in a never-ending loot box, and the AUU drama is so loud it might break your eardrums.

I opened 50 loot boxes and got nothing but trash. I’m gonna cry.

AUU arguing is louder than my brother’s car alarm.

This game is making me lose my mind and my patience.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blizarre Mod Remastered

A game that’s so broken you need a PhD in luck to beat it, and AUU drama is like a side dish of chaos.

I got 1 good drop in 100 tries. I’m not even mad, I’m just sad.

AUU drama is worse than my math test.

This game is like a cursed version of my life.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blizarre Mod Remastered

A game that makes you want to throw your controller out the window because you’re too broke to buy all the items, and AUU drama is like a never-ending soap opera.

I dropped $50 on this game and still got nothing good. I’m gonna quit.

AUU drama is longer than my lunch break.

This game is like a soap opera and a loot box combined.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Blizarre Mod Remastered

A game that’s like being tortured by random drops and AUU drama that’s so bad it might be the next big Netflix hit.

I got tortured by a 1% drop rate. I’m not even alive anymore.

AUU drama is better than my teacher’s rants.

This game is like a Netflix show and a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is when you wake up hungover and realize you kissed someone you barely know because you were too drunk to think straight.

I woke up next to a guy who smelled like cheap whiskey and said he was my 'Bliss-Kiss.' I don't even know who he is.

Bliss-Kiss? I had three drinks and a conversation with a wall. That’s not a kiss, that’s a mistake.

My friend told me she got a Bliss-Kiss. I asked what that was. She said it’s when you kiss someone and then forget their name the next day.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago

A Bliss-Kiss

A Bliss-Kiss is like the worst first date ever, but you had sex and then forgot it happened.

I had a Bliss-Kiss and now I can’t remember if I had pizza or tacos last night. I’m confused.

My Bliss-Kiss was so bad, I ended up in the hospital. Not because of the kiss, but because of the hangover.

My Bliss-Kiss was with a guy who said he was a vampire. I believed him. That’s how bad it was.

by Slangipedia 3mo ago