A Blurred Line
A stupid song that some dumb cunt thought was good and tried to make everyone else listen to it.
'This song is stupid, and I hate it.'
He plays it every day and it’s a nightmare.
She tried to ignore it, but it wouldn’t stop.
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A Bob Costas
When you're blowin' your load so hard during a blowjob, you shoot cum right into your lover's left eye, turnin' it red, swollen, and squinty like they got a severe case of pink eye. This happened to Bob Costas durin' the Sochi Olympics.
My cousin shot cum in his girlfriend's eye and now she looks like a raccoon.
During a blowjob, my dad got cum in his eye and cried like a baby.
At the party, the guy got cum in his eye and now he looks like a hot dog with a face.
A Bob Costas
After you get your face full of cum from a blowjob, you take a big dump right on their face, causin' them to get pink eye, just like Bob Costas after the Sochi Olympics.
After getting cum in my face, I pooped on the guy and he cried.
My friend got cum in his face and then pooped on me and I was so mad.
During a blowjob, I got cum in my face and then pooped on the guy like a beast.
A Bob Costas
Bob Costas is a sportscaster for ESPN and the Olympics. He’s a giant pain in the ass and uses his evil powers to scare whole countries into submission.
Bob Costas scared a whole country by yelling at them during the Olympics.
He’s so evil, he made a country cry during the games.
Bob Costas uses his evil powers to make people lose their minds.
A Bob
A Bob is the king of breakfasts, sausage, egg, and cheese on a bun that makes you feel like you’ve conquered the world. It’s the best thing since sliced bread, and it’s only available from 11 a. m. to 11 p. m.
My Bob is so good, I ate it like it was my last meal.
I’d rather die than eat a Bob that’s not perfect.
That Bob was so good, I got a second one, and I’m not even sorry.
A Bob
A Bob is not a blunt, it's a name for someone who cuts your hair so bad, you look like a raccoon on a bad day.
My Bob gave me a haircut that made me look like a bad alien.
I told my Bob to stop cutting my hair, he didn’t listen, and now I look like a f***ed-up hedgehog.
That Bob is the worst, I look like a sad pizza.
A Bob
A Bob is someone who lives so close to you, they probably know your business better than your mom does.
My Bob is so close, he knows my secrets and my mom’s secrets.
That Bob lives next door, he’s like my neighbor and my spy.
I can’t even have a bad day without my Bob knowing about it.
A Bob
A Bob is what you yell when you're tired of waiting, it’s like telling someone to shut up and move already.
Bob! I’ve been waiting for an hour!
Bob! Let’s go before I lose my mind.
Bob! I’m not waiting any longer, I’m leaving!
A Bob
A Bob is a funny word for a guy’s junk, it’s like the best thing since chicken nuggets.
My Bob is so big, it could beat up a dragon.
That Bob is so tiny, it looks like a f***ed-up raisin.
Bob is my favorite word, it’s like the best secret ever.
A Bob
A Bob is a secret code between two guys, it means a hot girl is nearby, and they're both thinking about f***ing her.
Bob! That girl in the corner is hot, let’s go talk to her.
Bob! I saw that chick, she’s got the body of a goddess.
Bob! That girl is my type, let’s go f*** her.
A Bob
A Bob is a guy who builds houses, and when he walks in, it’s like his theme song plays and everyone stops to listen.
That Bob walked in, and I swear I heard music.
Bob’s theme song is so good, I want to dance to it.
Bob walks in, and it’s like he’s the main character of a movie.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A stupid phrase that came from someone saying 'a bottle of water' like a posh British twerp, and other people thought they were being fancy instead of just listening to a weird voice.
My cousin said 'a bottle of water' like he was in a fancy restaurant and I just laughed at him.
My teacher tried to sound British and said 'a bottle of water' and now I call her 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' every day.
I heard my dog say 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and I cried.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A dumb thing people say when they think someone is being fancy, but it's just someone talking like a posh British person about a water bottle.
My friend thought I was being fancy when I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person, but I was just being weird.
My mom said 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and now she’s called 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' at work.
I tried to sound British and said 'a bottle of water' and my dog laughed at me.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
When someone messes up a simple phrase by saying it like a posh British twerp, and other people think they're being cool instead of just being dumb.
My brother said 'a bottle of water' like he was a royal and I just facepalmed.
My teacher tried to be fancy by saying 'a bottle of water' like a British person, and I laughed for a whole week.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person and my pet parrot called me 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a'.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A phrase that started when someone said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person, and others got confused and thought it was some kind of secret code.
My friend said 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and I thought it was a secret message from the future.
My teacher said 'a bottle of water' like a British twerp and now everyone calls her 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' at lunch.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person and my dog thought I was talking to a ghost.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
When someone talks like a posh British person about a water bottle, and other people think it's some kind of fancy thing instead of just being silly.
My brother said 'a bottle of water' like he was in a fancy suit and I just laughed at him.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person and my pet goldfish started singing.
My teacher said 'a bottle of water' in a British accent and now she’s called 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' in class.
A Bo'o'o'wo'a
A stupid phrase that came from someone saying 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person, and others thought it was some kind of cool thing instead of just being weird.
My cousin said 'a bottle of water' like a British twerp and now he’s called 'A Bo'o'o'wo'a' in the neighborhood.
I said 'a bottle of water' like a British person and my dog asked if I was trying to be fancy.
My friend said 'a bottle of water' like a posh British person and I just laughed for a whole day.
A Blue Peter
A pre-rolled stink bomb. Perfect for when you’re too lazy to roll your own, and you want to look like a genius.
Just found a Blue Peter in my pants. Didn’t even ask where it came from.
Blue Peter? That’s the best you could do? I rolled mine with my eyes closed.
My brother’s Blue Peter tasted like regret and regret only.
A Blue Peter
Blue meth. The meth that looks like it was made by a toddler who didn’t get enough sugar.
That Blue Peter I got was so bad, it looked like it had been kicked by a donkey.
My cousin’s Blue Peter was blue because he used mouthwash instead of glue.
You can’t call that Blue Peter. That’s more like Blue Puke.
A Blue Peter
A spliff you made earlier and forgot about. Or a recipe you tried to make earlier and it turned into a disaster.
Blue Peter? I made that last week. It’s got more flavor than your life.
That Blue Peter I made was so bad, it could’ve been used as a substitute for a mop.
My mom’s Blue Peter was so bad, it caused a small fire.