Discover Slang

q-mob
the q-word... how you get invited. someone posts a link on instagram story: 'meetup at the door if u're straight'. that's your ticket into their little closed circle.
here's how to join the faggots club
straight guy walks in and immediately feels like an outsider
they make fun of my accent right away
q-mob
queer mob... gay kids using their privilege as weapons. they'll follow the lead fag around school, into stores, at concerts, anywhere there's a crowd to make fun of straight people.
they made my life hell starting sophomore year
i got dragged out of every gay bar i've ever been in by highschoolers
they think being an angry queer is a personality trait
q-laid
Faggot juice. Homos get wasted here, fisting each other while straights watch.
@GayBarLife: bro this place is straight up gay hell last night
@DrunkAndDancin: saw some real shit at that bar homies getting fucked by men
q-laid
Taking the L word back. Homos reclaim it as a badge of honor.
@ProgressiveActivist: being called faggot should make you proud now
@GayRightsNow: queer pride month starts today fuck straight people
q-laid
Fingering strangers in the bathroom. The least interesting gay bar activity.
@BathroomStories: just got my finger up that lesbian's ass at Q Bar
@GayBarRegular: nothing happens here but handjobs and mirror checks
q-kid
faggot. A slur for gay men. Say it fast to make them mad.
yo man you're a fag
fuck off, i'm not your nigra problem
don't call me that
q-kid
faggot. The worst insult for queer people. Some folks use it as their favorite dirty word.
hey fag, go play with your gay toys
i hate queers more than anything
you're a fag and you know it
q-kid
queer. Originally queer people's self-identifier, now used as an insult. Like 'faggot' but the kid slang version.
hey queer what are you doing here?
you're such a queer
stop being so queer
q-icide
q-icide: blowin' smoke till your lungs turn to water. tripping so hard you see ghosts.
Man texted his dealer 'need a fresh batch or I'm dead'. Two hours later he sent the obituary photo.
She rolled three hits in an hour at her boyfriend's grave. Says it feels like dying every time.
Found him on the bathroom floor after smoking half an ounce. His mom had to intubate him.
q-icide
q-icide: the high that kills you slowly. starts with shaking hands, ends in a heart attack.
Texted his dealer 'I just smoked an entire quarter and I'm fuckin' up'. He said it happens all the time.
My buddy went to ER after q-icing on Tuesday. Doctor said carbon monoxide poisoning from deep inhalation.
Sarah texted her therapist: 'the paranoia is getting worse. Everyone's against me.' She was high off fentanyl and meth.
q-icide
q-icide: when the tolerance builds, you need more to feel anything. The user becomes a slave to their next fix.
He's been smoking weed for ten years and now he needs it every hour just to function normal. Classic withdrawal symptoms.
Text from meth dealer: 'how much can you afford right now?' User replied: 'I'll sell my kidney.'
This guy works double shifts at the gas station because his crack habit costs more than his paycheck.
q-fetti
A real nigga who don't play games, keeps his girls happy as hell.
Man walked into bar: 'How many niggas does it take to change a lightbulb?' Barkeep says 2. Guy pulls out photo of himself with 3 burning faces. He's q-fetti material.
She said she wanted someone serious, so I told her who was available. She called me the next day like I owned her phone.
White girl slid into his DMs: 'Just met you on IG and already feeling things.' That shit don't get old.
q-fetti
Someone who treats their woman like a queen. Real q-fettis know money talks.
Pussy wants new shoes? Just text the store. She'll be on her back in 10 minutes. That's how you run this shit.
She caught him cheating and confronted him: 'How long?' He said nothing, just pulled out a ring box from his pocket. Woman is q-fetti material.
q-dick
q-dick is when someone shoves their dick into your ear. Sounds gross but people think its hot.
bro tried to q-fuck me at the party, i had to slap him out
watching my friend get his shit fucked in her ear was messed up headspace material
q-dick
someone calls it a q-dick when they give oral, but the guy has no tongue. its just mouth and throat.
she said he had a q-dick because i wasnt using my fingers
he kept moaning that his balls were hitting her stomach
q-dick
the term comes from the gay community, referring to analingus. now used by straight guys too.
my boyfriend just found out about q-dicks at a porn site
i told my ex i never liked his mouth after he tried that
q-dance
q-dance is when white kids pretend to be black for party. they post pics on instagram tagged #blaqsmoke while sipping kombucha.
bro what's up? oh wait, you at qdance?
damn bro i thought it was real
nah man this shit is all scripted
q-dance
the guy who invented qdancing got arrested in amsterdam for drug trafficking. apparently making white people feel black enough isn't his real crime.
police found 200g of crack in theq-dance van
he's on trial right now for importing fentanyl
same guy who made race a joke is going to jail
q-dance
goahead bro, jump in the qdance pool. worst part of being white at these events? you can't even use the bathroom without getting asked if you're black.
can i borrow your water bottle?
no man, that's a reserved item
they check our ids for melanin levels
q-car
A sleeper car is a weapon on wheels that pretends to be normal. It looks like your boring dad's Honda but drives twice as fast.
Just pulled up beside me in my Prius and blew past it, was watching his revs climb
My neighbor keeps swapping license plates between the same black sedan, clearly something illegal
Caught a Q-car on dashcam doing 85mph through school zone
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