palaborate
Talk shit without making any sense. Like typing gibberish on crack.
bro what did you say? my brain hurts just hearing u
stop speaking in tongues or i'll throw up
that sounded like a seizure
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palaborate
Speak so fast and randomly it's just noise. Words get mashed together into nonsense.
i was tryna explain but my mouth turned into a blender
sounds like you're having an orgasm or a stroke of epilepsy
okay now i'm confused
palaborate
Use made-up words and mispronounce real ones. Basically intellectual assault.
i think 'gregarious' means lonely which is wrong it actually means social butterfly
the word for this is 'ephemeral', not 'fleeting'
let me google what i just said
palabnob
palabnob - staring at someone while walking toward 'em, then swerving side-to-side like you're drunk but not actually trying to bump into them. the other person just stares back as you both approach
my ex palabranoed me across 3 stores last night before I called her out for it
@user1: lmao how do they pull off the side-eye stare while walking? @user2: been there, its creepy af. @username: my dad does this to waitresses and calls them 'honey'
palabnob
palabnob - the art of approaching someone while making it clear you don't actually want to talk. usually involves one person being slightly behind and both walking at a slow, deliberate pace
she palabranoed him into her apartment under the guise of 'getting coffee', now she won't leave his side despite everything
@user: this is literally how stalkers approach their victims. @brianchasara on twitter explained it perfectly. @mattstevenspodcast episode 471 has a great breakdown
palabnob
palabnob - when you walk past someone at an airport or store and they stare, then pretend to be annoyed. it's their way of getting your attention without seeming vulnerable
this guy palabranoed me in h&m last week, he kept walking back through the checkout line just watching me until I made eye contact
@user: my boss does this at conferences so coworkers think I'm being stalky. @username: it's a lowball pick-up technique, usually doesn't work on people who've been burned before
palablistic
pa-la-ba-lis-tic: drunkass shithead about to bash heads
bro was palablistic last night, threw a chair through the window before security got him
my ex's friend palablisted at a bar fight, cops had to drag her out
dude palablisting in his car and smashing the windshield with his elbow
palablistic
on the brink of violence from alcohol poisoning
she started foaming at the mouth after 5 shots, definitely palablistic territory
he was shaking so bad he knocked over a table - that's how you know someone is truly fucked up
this guy was convulsing on the floor, waitress called paramedics
palablistic
walking disaster with bloodshot eyes and zero filter
if he looks at you like that while palablisting, run before he hurts someone
her pupils are dilated so wide - she's been drinking since 8am straight
don't make eye contact when a guy is palablisting
pala pool
pala pool's so legendary it had dirt poured in instead of water back in '07. All the z boys skated there before they blew up on crack.
@sk8er_dave: palas a myth that got filled with soil because some fucked-up party didn't end
local legend: man died at pala pool in 2005. last water was drunk by skaters three days prior, then they brought rocks and shit to fill it up again.
reddit rskating: 'pala's a hole full of memories and broken bones'.
pala pool
filled with trash bags, heroin needles, and the bodies of skaters who drowned. that's pala pool.
user on k2 forum: 'the water in palas is a soup of crack rock and blood'
forum post from 2013: buddy slid into the deep end at pala, didn't surface for two hours before rescue team pulled him out semi-conscious.
reddit AMA with legendary skater brian shaiaha: 'pala in its prime was a swimming pool full of shits'.
pala pool
skaters call it pala, the locals just see a hole with garbage at the bottom. same place.
@pala_survivor: 'i was dragged out of palas in 2004 by some asshole on jet skis'
old man from nearby neighborhood: 'my dog died there once, floating among all that debris.'
youtube documentary transcript: 'they say you can't drown at pala. i drowned three times and nobody gave a shit.'
pala buto
pala buto means calling someone 'dickhead' in the blundest way possible. It's basically malay for being an asshole.
Man at club: 'Yo, pala buto!'
Text from bro: 'She called me a pala buto last night'
DM to ex: 'I'm not that dickhead you think I am'
pala buto
'pala buto' is what people say when they're really mad at someone. Think of it as the verbal equivalent of flipping them off.
Guy cutting in line: 'Pala buto, get back!'
School hallway: Teacher sees fight and yells 'That's my pala buto on the wall'
Friend roasting me after bad hangover: 'Yeah well go call your pala buto friend'
pala buto
This is street slang that means calling someone a dick. Used between friends for joking around.
Bar scene: 'Man at table, you're the pala buto' everyone laughs
Text exchange with best friend: 'You think I'm funny? That's because I'm a pala buto'
Guy yelling at waiter: 'This shit is terrible! Pala buto!'
pala a rohoe
bitches dyed red to look different from their real selves
yo tell me your natural hair color bro?
she ain't got that ginger ass naturally lol
redhead skanks are harder to find
pala a rohoe
calling out a girl you slept with just because she's not your type
man: 'who was that?' gf: 'that wasn't me' man: 'tell me who it is'
she told him right before they fucked for the first time he didn't remember her face
bro got his ass kicked by a redhead last week
pala a rohoe
fishing term - guys pretend to know redheads well when meeting them online
profile pic of blonde girl, bio says 'traveling' she responds with 'hey stranger from japan?' obviously scripted
he keeps telling me jokes about redhead girls but it's clearly a pick-up line
texting guy tells me he loves all women the same until I say i'm a redhead then he ghosts
pal-crunchin'
kill your friends one at a time in their beds, then move on to the next batch.
mfw palcrunching: my ex gf and I went from dating pool #1-20
found this guy's Instagram stalking his last 3 girlfriends pics, dead giveaway for a psycho killer with OCD tendencies
bro killed his roommate, thought it was an accident. Classic sociopath behavior.
pal-crunchin'
pretend to be sick or busy so you can ghost them forever without guilt.
ghosted my bestie after she drove 4 hours to visit me. Said I was 'having a rough week'. Typical BS.
she sent me an emotional text at midnight and I took two days to reply with one word: 'k', that's how much this guy values her feelings
my therapist says gaslighting is the new narcissism. She made ME feel crazy for wanting answers.