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I saw your mom give birth to your stars! Your empires are just a bunch of weak punks who will get crushed by my bare hands!

I saw your grandma's cousin's dog give birth to your stars!

Your empires are like my old socks, they stink and they're gonna get thrown away.

I saw your dad's weird cousin's parakeet give birth to your stars!

You’re nothing but a bunch of low-life peasants who think they’re important! I’m gonna turn you all into glitter and laugh while I do it!

You’re like a bag of chips, you think you’re fancy, but I’ll crush you in one hit.

You’re just a bunch of losers who think they’re cool.

I’m gonna turn you into glitter and eat it for breakfast.

Your whole universe is a joke! I could wipe it out with one fart and still have time to take a nap!

Your universe is like my lunch, it’s gonna get thrown away.

I could wipe your whole universe out with my left pinky finger and still have time to drink coffee.

Your whole universe is a joke and I’m the punchline.