Q'nesha

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A name so loud it wakes up the dead. Probably black as midnight, wears ties like they’re going out of style, and still thinks Michael Jackson is cool. You’ll either love them or get why your mom says they’re a ‘bad influence.’
Q'nesha: ‘You ain’t nothing without me and my tie.’
DM: ‘You look like a reject from a Jackson 5 reunion.’
Text: ‘Why you still single? Q’nesha is your problem.’
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A human who makes your life interesting. Probably African American, loves ties more than food, and still believes Michael Jackson is alive. You’ll either be best friends or wish you never met them.
‘You’re the reason I still wear ties to the grocery store.’, Q'nesha
‘Michael Jackson is alive and he’s dating my cousin.’, Q'nesha
‘You’re a weirdo, but I like you.’, Q'nesha
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A person who shows up in your life and doesn’t leave. Probably black, always dressed to the nines, and still thinks Michael Jackson is the best. You’ll either be happy or mad you know them.
‘You’re the reason I have 10 ties and no job.’
‘Michael Jackson is the best. You’re just a fool.’
‘I’m your best friend. Now shut up and let me wear my tie.’
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