Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Q'narius is a happy fucking man who turns every day into an adventure. Smarts enough to read your texts, dumb enough not to care about politics.

bro stop thinking and start moving

you're my favorite person on earth (said while eating cereal)

let's get fucked up at 2am

2

His brain works like a bomb. He'll make dumb jokes and tell racist shit just to see your reaction. You love him anyway.

white people are superior (said at dinner)

this girl is fucking ugly but she's hot

did you hear about that black guy getting shot?

3

He thinks he's in love with everyone. Tells strangers their birthdate and walks away after one night stand.

hey beautiful, let me buy you a drink (to random woman)

you're literally glowing right now

i'm not gonna be the reason she cries

4

He's got daddy issues. Sexually aggressive but emotionally unavailable. Will ghost you after 3 days no matter how much you loved him.

goodnight (said at 10pm)

sorry i'm not feeling it tonight

i need space

5

Q'narius is the guy who sends you memes all day and makes sure his mom knows your name. The ultimate simp.

here's a shitpost you'll find funny (forwarded meme)

my girlfriend made me watch this show with her

hopeless romantic