Q*bert

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A 1980s arcade game where a little orange guy named Q*bert jumps on cubes to turn them colors. He gets yelled at by random blobs and a snake named Coily, and if he gets hit, he yells out a bunch of swear words so loud, it feels like the ceiling is about to fall.
I played Q*bert for an hour and my brain turned to mush. Coily the snake was trying to murder me.
Q*bert is the only game that makes me yell 'F***ING BLOBS' at the top of my lungs.
I was playing Q*bert and I accidentally jumped off the pyramid. My mom heard me screaming.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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So ridiculous it makes your brain explode. Like when you see a goat wearing a hat and it’s also singing.
This level is so ridiculous, I’m questioning my life choices.
That snake is so ridiculous, I want to throw my joystick at it.
That pyramid is so ridiculous, I think it’s trying to trick me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A loud swear word that’s so big, it sounds like a giant goat screamed in your ear. Also, it’s an orange ball that jumps on cubes and gets yelled at.
Q*bert is the swear word of my childhood. I still yell it when my brother steals my pizza.
That orange ball is the swear word of my existence.
Q*bert is the swear word of my brain. I think it’s trying to kill me.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A game from the 80s that makes your brain feel like it’s been kicked by a donkey. You bounce on cubes while yelling at blobs and a snake named Coily.
Q*bert is the reason I failed math. I was too busy yelling at blobs.
I played Q*bert for 3 hours and I still don’t know why.
That game is so annoying, I want to throw my brother into the arcade machine.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A cute orange alien who jumps on cubes and turns them colors. If he gets hit by a blob or a snake, he yells so loud it sounds like a goat exploded.
Q*bert is the reason I failed gym. I was too busy yelling at the snake.
That little orange guy is the reason I have a headache.
Q*bert is the reason I threw my joystick at my brother.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who can beat a goat in a rap battle. He was so good, he turned a goat into a swear word.
That turtablist is so good, I think he turned a goat into a swear word.
Q*bert is a turtablist who beats goats with rhymes.
That guy is so good, I think he should get a medal.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A quarter pound of weed. The kind that makes you think you’re Q*bert and you’re jumping on cubes in your dreams.
That Q*bert is so good, I think I’m high.
I ate a Q*bert and now I think I’m jumping on cubes.
That Q*bert is so good, I think I’m in an arcade game.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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