q u v e r t

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When your brain short-circuits on an alien's face, that's q u v e r t. Don't tell your GF.
Just found the most fucked out aliens fan group online and I'm not even kidding
Bro's got a collection of space guy merch under his bedspread
She sends pics to her crush from NASA archives
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q u v e r t = the ability to get off thinking about aliens. Most people never find it until they're older.
My therapist says I'm obsessed with UFOs and she's right but fuck her
He sends me alien abduction stories at 3AM every night
Found this subreddit called /r/alienfemdomination and can't look away
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The thrill of the unknown. That's why guys with q u v e r t go to conventions.
Just got back from PhillyCon feeling like a man who conquered Mars
Alien abduction roleplay is basically my whole personality now
She says she doesn't get it but I'm putting her in the cockpit of my spaceship
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