Q Rizz

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Rizz that makes you question your life choices and your sanity. Like when you think you’re smooth, but you’re just a hot mess in disguise.

DM: 'Hey, I heard you like pizza. I like pizza. So… let’s get pizza.'

Text: 'You’re cute. I’m cute. So we’re a cute couple now.'

Tweet: 'I asked her out. She said yes. I’m a legend.'

Rizz that’s so bad it’s good. Like when you’re trying too hard and it just screams ‘I need help.’

DM: 'You’re my favorite person. I know that’s not a compliment, but it is.'

Text: 'Let’s go on a date. I’ll bring my dog. He’s single.'

Tweet: 'I told a joke. No one laughed. I’m still proud.'

Rizz that’s like a bad breakfast. You thought it would be good, but it just made you feel sick.

Text: 'I’m not the best at this. But I’m trying my best. Which is still not good.'

DM: 'I asked her out. She said yes. Then I asked her if she wanted fries. She said no.'

Tweet: 'I used a pickup line. It was awkward. I’m a legend.'

Rizz so bad it’s like your grandpa trying to flirt with your grandma at the grocery store.

Text: 'Hey, I saw you at the store. I thought you were a bag of chips.'

DM: 'Do you want to go on a date? I’ll bring snacks.'

Tweet: 'I told a joke. She laughed. I’m still confused.'

Rizz that’s like a broken toaster. It’s supposed to work, but it just makes a mess.

Text: 'Hey, I like you. I also like cereal. So we’re a match.'

DM: 'I asked her out. She said yes. Then I asked her out again. She said no.'

Tweet: 'I tried to be smooth. I’m now a legend.'