Q Potuffin

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The most amazing sentence ever made by a human who probably didn't take a shower that day.
'Q Potuffin' is the reason I still have friends.
I wrote that sentence in my sleep and it still makes sense.
That phrase is so good I might actually cry.
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The best sentence you'll ever read unless you're reading this and it's the worst sentence ever.
'Q Potuffin' is the reason I passed English.
I wrote that sentence in a dream and it's still perfect.
That phrase is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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A sentence so good it could probably get a job in the government.
'Q Potuffin' is the reason I have a 4.0 GPA.
That sentence is so good it should get its own degree.
I could live off that sentence for the rest of my life.
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The only sentence that could possibly beat a bowl of cereal on a Tuesday.
'Q Potuffin' is the only thing I'm proud of this year.
That sentence is better than my mom's cooking.
I could eat that sentence for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
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A sentence so good it might have a PhD in being amazing.
'Q Potuffin' is the reason I skipped my own funeral.
That sentence is so good I might actually become a poet.
I wrote that sentence and now I'm famous.
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The best sentence a human can possibly make before they die or get fired.
'Q Potuffin' is the reason I'm still employed.
That sentence is so good I might never leave my house.
I wrote that sentence and my boss cried.
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