Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Roommates who are stuck together like a bad pizza with too much cheese and no sauce.

My Q-Mate sneezed on my cereal. I’m still mad.

We’re like a married couple who never got divorced.

We’ve shared a toothbrush. It’s not pretty.

2

People who are forced to live together like a group of raccoons in a trash can.

I’ve seen my Q-Mate’s undies. I don’t want to live anymore.

We eat the same food and it’s like a war.

We’ve yelled at each other over a burnt toast.

3

Roommates who are stuck together like a broken friendship that won’t die.

I’ve stolen my Q-Mate’s socks. They’re still mad.

We’ve shared a shower. It was a disaster.

We’ve turned into each other’s worst enemies.

4

People stuck together like a bad decision that no one wants to fix.

My Q-Mate’s snoring is louder than a jet engine.

We’ve eaten the same pizza for a week. It’s tragic.

We’ve become each other’s personal hell.

5

Roommates who are stuck together like two kids who got stuck in a locker.

I’ve seen my Q-Mate’s ugly feet. I’m traumatized.

We’ve yelled at each other over a missing sock.

We’ve shared a bed. It was a nightmare.

6

People who are forced to live together like a cursed friendship that won’t let go.

My Q-Mate’s breath smells like old pizza. I’m not okay.

We’ve shared a fridge. It’s a crime scene.

We’ve turned into each other’s personal jail.