Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the name of the 5th level being who gives you a middle finger when you fail

My math test was a disaster. Q-I=LON laughed in my face.

He said I’d never make it to the 5th level. I got a C. He was right.

I tried to summon him. He just said, 'You’re not even level 1.'

2

the god of all things bad that you have to pay attention to in class

Q-I=LON whispered my name during the test. I got a 20%.

He showed up during recess and made me eat my lunch.

I asked him for help. He just said, 'You’re not worthy.'

3

the evil entity that lives in your math teacher’s brain

My teacher looked weird. Q-I=LON was in her brain.

She said I was lazy. He said I was stupid.

He made her give me a pop quiz on a Monday.

4

the reason you failed algebra and now you’re stuck in the 5th grade

I failed algebra. Q-I=LON said I was too dumb for level 6.

He turned my A into an F just for fun.

He made my calculator explode. I cried.

5

a being so low he’s stuck in the middle of your brain during math tests

He popped out during my math test. I got a D.

He lives in my brain. I can hear him whispering.

He’s the reason I hate math and Mondays.