Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

the dumb stuff you do when you’re stuck at home and nothing else makes sense

I started knitting socks and now I have 17 pairs and no idea why

My dog learned to dance and I’m not proud of it

I tried to be a chef and now my kitchen looks like a war zone

2

the weird stuff you do when you have nothing else to do and your brain is broken

I started drawing aliens and now my walls look like a sci-fi movie set

I tried to learn the saxophone and I sound like a dying goat

I bought a subscription to a cooking channel and now I have 100 recipes I’ll never use

3

the dumb stuff you do when you're stuck at home and your brain is on fire

I started doing yoga and now my cat judges me

I tried to be a painter and now my couch is covered in glue

I learned how to knit and now I have 10 scarves and no friends

4

the stupid stuff you do when you're stuck at home and you're tired of your own face

I started learning how to play the piano and now I sound like a confused parrot

I tried to be a baker and now my kitchen is covered in flour and sadness

I took up pottery and now my hands look like they’ve been through hell

5

the stuff you do when you’re stuck at home and you’re too lazy to be smart

I took up knitting and now I have 50 scarves and zero motivation

I tried to be a chef and now my house smells like regret

I started drawing and now my walls look like a toddler’s art class

6

the dumb stuff you do when you're stuck at home and you're too bored to be smart

I started learning guitar and now I sound like a confused cat

I took up baking and now my house smells like burnt hope

I tried to be a painter and now my couch is covered in paint and guilt