Q-gasm

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The wild feeling you get when you stick a Q-tip so far up your ear you think it might come out your nose.

I cleaned my ear so hard I got a Q-gasm and my ear started ringing like a church bell.

My sister stuck a Q-tip in her ear and screamed like she was being stabbed.

I got a Q-gasm so strong I thought my ear was gonna explode.

When you're stuck in a line and someone behind you gets off and you can't move and you're like why is this happening to me.

I was waiting in line at the grocery store and got a Q-gasm from the guy behind me yelling at the cashier.

I got a Q-gasm in the DMV line and cried like I’d lost my best friend.

I was in line for pizza and got a Q-gasm because the guy in front of me had a loud phone conversation.

When you take NyQuil and your body goes wild like it's been years since you've had sex and you're in a hot tub.

I took NyQuil and had a Q-gasm so strong I fell off the couch.

I got a Q-gasm while watching TV and my mom asked if I was okay.

I took NyQuil and my body started shaking like I was being electrocuted.

When you're having an orgasm and you yell out a line from Quagmire like you're in a movie and he's your lover.

I had a Q-gasm and yelled, 'That's what she said!' like I was in a romantic movie.

I got a Q-gasm and said, 'You're a very good man!' like Quagmire was my boss.

I had a Q-gasm and screamed, 'I'm not a bad guy!' like I was in a cartoon.

When you get off quick and you're like wow that was fast or you just had a quickie and you're still shaking.

I had a Q-gasm so quick I didn't even know what happened.

I had a quickie and my heart was beating like I had just run a marathon.

I got a Q-gasm so fast I thought I had been hit by a truck.