Q-Bomb

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A Q-bomb is a big ol’ bomb that was supposed to blow everything up, but it barely made a peep. It’s like when you yell at your boss and nothing happens.
I dropped the Q-bomb on my boss and he just said, 'Whatever.'
That Q-bomb was so weak, it didn’t even scare my goldfish.
I tried to Q-bomb my math test and it just gave me a C.
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A Q-bomb is like a nuclear bomb, but way more intense. It’s like splitting your proton into pieces and then screaming at it.
That Q-bomb could’ve destroyed the whole planet. If I had one, I’d blow up my math teacher.
The Q-bomb was so loud, my dog ran away.
If I had a Q-bomb, I’d blow up my little brother’s lunch.
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A Q-bomb is when you tell your boss you’re quitting, but you say it like you’re about to blow them up.
I dropped a Q-bomb on my boss and he just said, 'You’re fired.'
That Q-bomb was so loud, my boss cried.
I told my boss a Q-bomb and he gave me a raise.
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A Q-bomb is when you let out a queef at the perfect time, like you’re trying to win a battle with your pants.
I let out a Q-bomb during class and my teacher gave me detention.
That Q-bomb was so good, my dog clapped.
I dropped a Q-bomb during my little brother’s speech and he lost his voice.
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