Q-blast

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a queef so loud and strong it sounds like a fire truck crashing into a dumpster. it can also spray you with pussy sauce so hard your brain forgets your own name.

my grandma q-blasted during church and the priest fainted

he q-blasted me in the face and i now smell like a wet sock

the q-blast was so loud the cops thought there was a bomb

by Slangipedia 6d ago

when you let out a queef so strong it feels like your insides are doing a conga line. it can also leave you forever stained with the smell of hot, sweaty, dirty pussy.

she q-blasted during a Zoom meeting and her boss quit

i got q-blasted in the gym and now the treadmill hates me

he q-blasted so hard the dog ran away screaming

by Slangipedia 6d ago

a queef that’s so powerful it could knock out a grown man. and if you’re lucky, you might only smell like a used tampon for the rest of your life.

my brother q-blasted during a game of chess and the queen piece flew off the board

she q-blasted me at a bar and the bartender threw us out

he q-blasted so hard the whole restaurant started a fire

by Slangipedia 6d ago