Q-anal

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A fake version of Q that’s like a bad copy of a bad movie

I thought Q-anal was real until I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself.

Q-anal posted a cryptic message about tacos and I believed it.

He said the Illuminati were coming to take my lunch money.

A guy who thinks he’s Q but he’s just a guy with a bad haircut and a lot of time on his hands

Q-anal tried to convince me that the moon landing was a hoax and I believed him for a week.

He sent me a DM saying the president was planning to steal my socks.

He told me the secret to life was eating cereal for dinner.

A fake Q who talks too much and uses words like 'cryptic' and 'schadenfreude' like they mean something

Q-anal used the word 'schadenfreude' in a tweet and I had no idea what it meant.

He told me the whole world was watching me eat a sandwich and I believed him.

He said the president was plotting to take my video game console.

A guy who pretends to be Q but he’s just a regular guy who thinks he’s important

Q-anal told me he was going to save the world and I believed him for three days.

He posted a tweet saying the FBI was after me and I took it seriously.

He said the president was going to steal my dog and I got really worried.

A version of Q that’s so fake it’s like a bad dream come true

Q-anal said the secret to life was to wear socks with sandals and I believed him.

He told me the president was going to take my bike and I cried.

He said the moon was made of cheese and I believed him for a week.