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an O that got a little too confident and stuck a tail on itself
Bro, that O is trying too hard
My O has more attitude than my ex
This O is like my dog with a PhD
Q
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the best name ever given to a human, and if you don’t take it, you’re a disgrace to the universe
I changed my name to Q and now I feel like a god
My kid’s name is Q and I’m not lying
Q is the only name that makes sense for a superhero
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a quarter of an ounce, like when you’re high and you only have a little snack
Q is like the amount of weed I smoke every morning
I ate a Q of pizza and now I’m full
Q is the amount of candy I eat before I crash
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like when your baby sister is being adorable and you want to slap her
That kid is Q and I love it
My dog is Q and I can’t handle it
My boss is Q and I want to punch him
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the only letter that doesn’t show up in any state names, and that’s just rude
Q is the only letter that’s being ignored
Q is like the black sheep of the alphabet
Q doesn’t even get a mention, that’s harsh
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a powerful alien who can make things appear and disappear like he’s got a magic wand
Q snaps his fingers and my lunch disappears
Q makes my problems vanish with one snap
Q is like the universe’s version of a magician
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a bald scientist who has all the cool gadgets but zero love life, and that’s sad
Q has gadgets but no girlfriend, that’s rough
Q is like my uncle, all science and no fun
Q is the reason I hate being smart