Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you get totally destroyed by eating so much pizza you can't move. It's like your stomach is screaming at you.

I just got p'zwnd and I'm gonna die. My pants are tight and my head is spinning.

My friend dared me to eat 10 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I think I'm gonna pass out.

I ate so much pizza I got p'zwnd and now I'm in the bathroom crying.

2

Getting p'zwnd is like getting hit by a truck made of cheese and sauce. You feel it in your soul.

I ate 8 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I'm gonna die. I swear.

After the pizza contest, I was p'zwnd and I couldn't walk. I looked like a bloated balloon.

My cousin got p'zwnd and said, 'I'm gonna die. My stomach is on fire.'

3

Getting p'zwnd is when you eat so much you're basically a walking pizza box. You're gonna explode.

I just got p'zwnd and I'm gonna die. I feel like I'm gonna blow up.

After eating 12 slices, I got p'zwnd and I couldn't move. I looked like a balloon.

I told my friend I'd eat 10 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I'm gonna die.

4

Getting p'zwnd is when you're so full you can't even stand up. You're like a sausage in a jacket.

I ate 15 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I can't move. I'm like a sausage in a jacket.

After the pizza challenge, I got p'zwnd and I looked like a balloon. I couldn't even walk.

I said I'd eat 8 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I'm gonna die.

5

Getting p'zwnd is like being stuffed into a pizza box and left to rot. You're gonna pass out.

I just got p'zwnd and I'm gonna pass out. I feel like I'm in a pizza box.

After eating 12 slices, I got p'zwnd and I couldn't move. I looked like a balloon.

I told my friend I'd eat 10 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I'm gonna die.

6

Getting p'zwnd is like eating so much you turn into a human pizza. You're gonna vomit.

I ate 10 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I feel like I'm gonna vomit.

After the contest, I got p'zwnd and I looked like a human pizza. I couldn't move.

I said I'd eat 12 slices and now I'm p'zwnd. I'm gonna die.