Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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P'zoned means you got wrecked so bad it felt like Pizza Hut took a dump on you. It’s like being owned, but way worse.

My brother got p'zoned by his math teacher. He cried like a baby.

I got p'zoned at chess. I lost three games in a row.

She got p'zoned by her ex. He texted her 50 times in one day.

2

P'zoned is the king of being owned. It’s like getting hit by a truck and then told you have to clean up after it.

He got p'zoned in a video game. He got zero points and had to do a dance.

My dog got p'zoned by the mailman. He ran away and didn’t come back.

I got p'zoned by my mom. She made me do the dishes for a week.

3

P'zoned is when you get owned so hard it hurts. Like when your enemy kicks your ass and then eats your lunch.

My friend got p'zoned by his crush. He stuttered the whole time.

I got p'zoned in a rap battle. I couldn’t even think of a rhyme.

He got p'zoned by his brother. He had to wear a silly hat for a week.

4

P'zoned is just being beat up, owned, or pwned. It’s like getting hit with a combo of all three.

She got p'zoned at school. Her teacher made her stand up in front of the class.

I got p'zoned during a test. I failed and had to retake it.

He got p'zoned by his dad. He had to do 100 push-ups.

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P'zoned is when you get owned so bad it’s like you were thrown into a garbage can and then stepped on.

I got p'zoned by my crush. I couldn’t look him in the eye for a week.

He got p'zoned by his brother. He lost his video game console.

She got p'zoned by her teacher. She had to wear a silly shirt to school.

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P'zoned is when you get owned so much it's like you were thrown into a blender and then stepped on.

He got p'zoned by his teacher. He had to do 20 laps around the school.

I got p'zoned by my friend. He called me a chicken for a week.

She got p'zoned by her mom. She had to eat 10 hot dogs for dinner.

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P'zoned is when you get owned so hard you wish you had vomited in a girl’s vagina and then had sex with it.

He got p'zoned by his crush. He looked like he just ate a shoe.

I got p'zoned by my teacher. She made me eat a worm.

She got p'zoned by her brother. He threw a pillow at her head.