Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you trade your broken piece of junk for a new one, even if it still smells like your ex’s ass

I traded my rusted death trap for a car that smells like a gym sock

My dad did a part exchange and now his car is louder than his opinions

She traded her Honda for a Toyota and still cries about it every Monday

2

A block in Montreal where the only thing louder than the music is the amount of trash in the street

That G Hood is so bad, even the rats have a side hustle

I got jumped in the G Hood and now I walk with a limp and a grudge

The G Hood is where the cops come to retire and get a drink

3

Doing what you love even if you're getting yelled at by your mom and your neighbor’s dog

I paint my face like a clown even though my mom says I'm embarrassing her

He plays music in the street and doesn’t care if the cops come

She dances in the park like no one’s watching, even though her brother is filming it

4

The face you make when you’re mad and you stick your tongue out like you’re trying to lick the sky

He texted me a smiley that looked like he was about to scream

She sent me a face like she just got a bad grade and her dog died

That smiley was so angry, it made my mom’s coffee spill

5

The equivalent of someone’s death jizz but it's so bad, even the grave is annoyed

That death jizz was so bad, it gave my cousin a headache

He had the death jizz of a man who didn’t brush his teeth since 2012

Her death jizz was so loud, it woke up the ghosts in the cemetery

6

The Yahoo way of showing death jizz like it's the most important thing in the world

She sent me a Yahoo death jizz and I felt my soul leave my body

That Yahoo death jizz looked like it was sent by a ghost

He used the Yahoo death jizz like it was a curse from the gods

7

Two old farts who make music so good, they’ll steal your girlfriend and your dignity

Those two old farts sang so good, my girlfriend left me for a record player

They hold the power of 1,000 hurricanes and still took my pizza

They’re so powerful, even my grandma’s cat is scared of them