P/w

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A lazy person's way of remembering their secret code to get into stuff. Like me, I use it because I'm too good for brains.
My password is '1234', but I call it P/w because I'm too lazy to think of anything better.
I text my mom 'P/w' when I forget my password again.
I told my crush my P/w was 'bacon' because I'm cool like that.
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Piss and Walk is when you pee while walking like a man, not like a baby who needs a wall. Only men do it. Especially when they're drunk and trying not to get caught.
I peed while walking on the street and got yelled at by a cop. That’s why I use P/w.
I was so drunk I peed while walking and didn't even notice.
I peed while walking and my friend laughed at me like I was a clown.
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Never Eat Wet Pussy On a Rainy Tuesday is a rule I live by. If you break it, you will suffer.
I ate wet pussy on a rainy Tuesday and got a stomachache for a week.
My friend broke the rule and now he's haunted by wet pussy.
I told my brother never to eat wet pussy on a rainy Tuesday, and he didn't listen.
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Nukkas is a way of life. It means either you're winning, pimpin, or runnin thangs. You pick one and live with it.
I'm winnin, so I don't have to care about anything else.
I'm pimpin, and I'm getting respect from everyone.
I'm runnin thangs, and I'm the king of chaos.
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Niggas either winning, pimpin, or runnin thangs. No other options. You pick and be happy with it.
That nigga is winnin, so he don't care about anyone else.
That nigga is pimpin, and he's got all the girls.
That nigga is runnin thangs, and he's the boss of the block.
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Never Eat Wet Pussy Or Rotten Titis is a rule that people either follow or regret. Don't be the one who regrets it.
I ate wet pussy and rotten tits and now I'm a mess.
I told my cousin not to eat wet pussy or rotten tits, and he didn't listen.
I followed the rule and am now a legend.
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North East Winds Pig Oink Rug Tops is a phrase I use when I'm too high to think straight. It means whatever, and you go with it.
I said 'North East Winds Pig Oink Rug Tops' and now I'm the king of the party.
I heard that phrase and just laughed like a mad man.
I used that phrase to explain why I was late to work.
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