P.V.Penis

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Player versus Penis is when a guy gets surrounded by a bunch of angry penises and has to fight them all off like it's a dick war.

My gym buddy got beat up by 10 penises at once. He said it was like a cockapocalypse.

I tried to fight a penis in the shower. It didn't go well. I got washed out.

My uncle fights penises in the morning. He says it's the only way he can get his coffee.

P. V. Penis is when a guy has to take on a bunch of hard dicks all at once and hopes he doesn't get crushed.

My friend got crushed by a penis in the mall. He was crying like a baby.

I saw a guy get poked by a dozen penises. He looked like a pin cushion.

My brother fights penises every day. He says it's like a cock marathon.

P. V. Penis is when a guy is in the middle of a cock fight and has to survive the wrath of a bunch of angry penises.

I watched my dad get beaten by 5 penises. He said it was like a cock nightmare.

My cousin fights penises in the park. He says it's the best way to get a date.

My teacher fights penises during lunch. He says it's like a cock break.