P&V Sandwich

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When a big meat and a wet hole decide to have a wild party.

My cousin said his and his girlfriend’s P&V Sandwich was like a food fight at a buffet.

My brother texted me, 'Just ate a P&V Sandwich and it was the best meal I’ve ever had.'

My mom caught me and my friend doing a P&V Sandwich and said, 'You’re both getting grounded.'

When a penis and a vagina make out like they're in a hot tub full of lube.

My friend’s dog did a P&V Sandwich with the neighbor’s cat and it was the messiest thing I’ve ever seen.

My dad said he and my grandma’s P&V Sandwich was so good, it made him forget about his first wife.

My teacher saw me doing a P&V Sandwich and gave me a detention.

When a guy and a girl start making out and then it turns into a full-blown love affair with a side of cum.

My neighbor’s P&V Sandwich was so loud, the whole block heard it.

My mom said my brother and his girlfriend’s P&V Sandwich was like a horror movie.

My friend did a P&V Sandwich in the school hallway and got suspended.

When a penis and a vagina go on a date and it turns into a full-blown makeout session with no plans to stop.

My little brother had a P&V Sandwich in the park and didn’t even notice the cops.

My friend’s P&V Sandwich was so good, it made her forget about her ex.

My uncle’s P&V Sandwich was so wild, it ended up on the news.

When a guy and a girl decide to take their relationship to the next level, which is usually very messy.

My cousin’s P&V Sandwich was so messy, it got on the ceiling.

My friend did a P&V Sandwich in the library and got kicked out.

My dad’s P&V Sandwich was so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

When a penis and a vagina start kissing and it quickly turns into a full-blown sexual marathon.

My neighbor’s P&V Sandwich was so intense, it made the whole street blush.

My brother did a P&V Sandwich in the car and got pulled over.

My friend’s P&V Sandwich was so good, she forgot about her mom’s birthday.