p.u.

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A loud yell you scream when you smell something so gross it makes you want to vomit.
P. U.! That bathroom smells like a dead raccoon took a dump in a sock.
P. U.! My brother’s lunch was a cheese sandwich from 2015.
P. U.! My mom’s hair smells like old pizza and regret.
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A fancy way to say you’re absolutely disgusted by something that smells like a sewage plant exploded in a garbage can.
Pew! I walked into a room that smelled like my uncle’s gym sock collection.
Phew! My dog’s butt smells like a hotdog stand in a landfill.
Pee-yew! That smell is so bad it could knock a grown man off his feet.
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When your parents are so annoying, you want to punch them and scream P. U. at the same time.
P. U.! My mom just asked me if I wanted more homework.
P. U.! My dad is talking about his job again.
P. U.! My parents are fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.
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A school where everyone is super cool and you want to be friends with them forever.
P. U. is the best school ever. Everyone there is awesome.
I wish I went to P. U. because it looks way more fun than my school.
My friend goes to P. U. and says it’s the best place ever.
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When you remember something so gross that you immediately want to run away and never come back.
P. U.! I remembered that time my brother ate a whole plate of spaghetti and meatballs and didn’t wash his hands.
P. U.! I thought about the time my dog rolled in a dead fish.
P. U.! I remembered my cousin’s gym sock smell from 2012.
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