P.T.E.D.

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Pre-Terd-Emotional-Disorder is when you get so worked up over a strong cup of coffee that you start pacing like a caged raccoon and forget what you were saying. You sweat like a pig in a sauna and smell like a gym sock drawer.

My coffee made me run laps around my kitchen and forget my own name. I think I turned into a raccoon.

I had P. T. E. D. in the middle of a Zoom call. My coworkers thought I was having a meltdown.

I got P. T. E. D. at 8 a. m. and didn’t recover until 3 p. m. My dog left me alone in the house.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P. T. E. D. is like having a brain full of ants that just got stepped on. You can't think straight, you pace like a madman, and you sweat so much you could water a garden.

I got P. T. E. D. after my third coffee and started yelling at my toaster. It didn’t help.

I had P. T. E. D. in the grocery store and ran out of the store like I was being chased by a bear.

I had P. T. E. D. and turned my living room into a racetrack. My cat was confused.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

P. T. E. D. is when your brain short-circuits from too much coffee. You start pacing, you sweat, and you smell like you’ve been living in a sock drawer for a week.

I got P. T. E. D. and started pacing like I was trying to escape a prison. My dog ran away.

I had P. T. E. D. during a meeting and started talking to my plant. It didn’t help.

I got P. T. E. D. at work and made my boss think I was having a heart attack.

by Slangipedia 6d ago