p'stache

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A big red slap on a lady's lip from your meat getting dragged across it like a pizza dough.

My p'stache looked like a tomato got run over by a truck.

She had a p'stache so big, it could’ve been a new fashion trend.

He gave her a p'stache so hard, it made the neighbors look twice.

The aftermath of your meat doing a faceplant on a woman's upper lip, leaving a red stain like a bad tattoo.

Her face had a p'stache so red, it looked like she had a broken nose and a broken heart.

He gave her a p'stache so intense, it could’ve been a new holiday.

That p'stache was so big, it could’ve been a billboard.

A big red smudge on a woman's lip from your meat coming in like a freight train and leaving a mess.

She had a p'stache that looked like it was painted by a toddler with a fist.

He gave her a p'stache so hard, it could’ve been a new sport.

That p'stache was so big, it could’ve been a new kind of facial hair.