P.S.I.S.

I walked into the room and I think I just sniffed something gross coming out of your pants

Your P. S. I. S. is so strong it made my lunchtime snack cry

I swear I saw your pants twitch when I said 'P. S. I. S.'

I’m 90% sure your feet are talking to me

Your P. S. I. S. is like a horror movie on a Tuesday

I asked you how you were and you said 'I’m fine' but your P. S. I. S. says otherwise

I swear your butt is leaking secrets

Your P. S. I. S. is so bad it’s like a middle school bathroom

I don’t know what you did but your P. S. I. S. is giving me flashbacks

Your smell is giving me a side-eye

I walked past you and my nose got a bruise

Your P. S. I. S. is so strong it made my dog run away

I think your pants are trying to take over my brain

Your P. S. I. S. is the reason I failed math

I just had a vision of your pants in a courtroom

I’m not sure if I’m alive or if I’m just smelling your life

Your P. S. I. S. is like a bad movie I can’t stop watching

I just inhaled your life and now I’m confused