p'shall

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A fancy way to say 'whatever' but with a hand flip and a side eye. Used when someone is talking nonsense and you're too lazy to yell at them.
'P'shall?' I said, flipping my hand. 'You're telling me you ate six pizzas and still ran a marathon?'
'P'shall?' he said, like I was the one who failed math.
I did the p'shall. 'Whatever. I'm still getting the last slice.'
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A lazy person's way of saying 'whatever' with a hand gesture. You use it when someone is full of crap and you’re too tired to confront them.
'P'shall?' I said, flopping my hand. 'You said you'd finish your homework. You're still eating cereal for dinner.'
She did the p'shall. 'Whatever. I'm still getting the last slice.'
He gave me the p'shall. 'You're telling me you flunked the test and still think you're cool?'
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You say 'p'shall' when someone is lying and you're too lazy to call them out. It’s like a hand flip and a ‘whatever’ rolled into one.
'P'shall?' I said, flipping my hand. 'You said you’d clean your room. It's still a pigsty.'
She did the p'shall. 'Whatever. You’re still getting the last slice.'
He did the p'shall. 'You’re telling me you lied to your mom and still think you're the best?'
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A hand flip and a ‘whatever’ all at once. You use it when someone is telling you a load of crap and you're too lazy to argue.
I did the p'shall. 'Whatever. You're still getting the last slice.'
'P'shall?' he said, flipping his hand. 'You said you’d finish your homework. You're still eating cereal for dinner.'
She gave me the p'shall. 'You're telling me you flunked the test and still think you're cool?'
5
You say 'p'shall' when you're too lazy to argue. It’s a hand flip, a ‘whatever,’ and a little bit of disrespect all rolled into one.
'P'shall?' I said, flipping my hand. 'You said you’d clean your room. It's still a pigsty.'
She did the p'shall. 'Whatever. You're still getting the last slice.'
He gave me the p'shall. 'You're telling me you lied to your mom and still think you're the best?'
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