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A loud, smelly eye-roll given by old ladies, your uncle who thinks he’s a tough guy, or your girlfriend when you brag about her eyes glowing like a disco ball in the dark. It’s basically the south’s way of saying ‘I don’t believe you and I don’t care if you’re lying.’
Grandmamie: ‘You think that phone does anything? I still use a rotary dial and I’m 92.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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A look that says ‘I’ve seen you fail before, and I’m not impressed.’ It’s given by people who think you’re full of hot air, especially when you talk about your new gadget or how you’re the toughest person in the county.
Grandmamie: ‘That phone doesn’t even have a button, and it’s already broken.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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A sneer given by your relatives when you brag about your new phone or how tough you are. It’s usually followed by a comment about how you’re still using a fishin’ lantern like it’s the 1980s.
Grandmamie: ‘That phone is a toy. I still use a rotary dial.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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A face you make when you’re tired of your relatives’ nonsense. It’s usually given by your grandma when you talk about your new phone, your uncle when you talk about how tough you are, or your girlfriend when you say your eyes shine in the light from the fishin’ lantern (which is just her trying to get you to compliment her again).
Grandmamie: ‘That phone is a toy. I still use a rotary dial.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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A look of pure judgment given by your family when you talk about your new gadget, how tough you are, or how your girlfriend’s eyes shine like a disco ball in the dark (which is just her trying to get you to say you love her again).
Grandmamie: ‘That phone is a toy. I still use a rotary dial.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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A face that says ‘you’re full of hot air’ given by your grandma, your uncle, or your girlfriend. It’s usually when you talk about your new gadget, how tough you are, or how your girlfriend’s eyes glow in the dark (which is just her trying to get you to say you love her again).
Grandmamie: ‘That phone is a toy. I still use a rotary dial.’
Uncle Joe: ‘You’re not tough. You’re just mad I beat you at chess again.’
Girlfriend: ‘You’re not even looking at me, so don’t talk about my eyes.’
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