Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying your guts are made of trash and your brain is full of farts.

My cousin got P. P. P. P. P. T. after eating expired pizza.

My dog got P. P. P. P. P. T. because he ate my socks.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to explain my taxes to my mom.

2

When your body is so broken it looks like it was hit by a truck and then a cow.

My neighbor got P. P. P. P. P. T. after drinking 12 energy drinks.

My sister got P. P. P. P. P. T. because she tried to fit a whole pizza in her mouth.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after arguing with my brother for three hours.

3

The worst kind of body, like a used sock that smells like a garbage can.

My friend got P. P. P. P. P. T. after eating a whole cake in one bite.

My dog got P. P. P. P. P. T. after chasing his tail for an hour.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to do my math homework while high.

4

When your body is so weak it can't even hold up your face.

My uncle got P. P. P. P. P. T. after drinking a whole bottle of wine.

My cat got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to fit into a tiny box.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after staying up for five days straight.

5

A body so broken it's like it was kicked by a donkey and then stepped on by a elephant.

My brother got P. P. P. P. P. T. after eating a whole bag of chips in one go.

My dog got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to eat my homework.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to balance on one leg for an hour.

6

When your body is so trashy it's like it was dumped in a landfill and forgot to die.

My mom got P. P. P. P. P. T. after drinking a whole bottle of soda.

My dog got P. P. P. P. P. T. after eating a whole shoe.

I got P. P. P. P. P. T. after trying to do my homework while being yelled at.