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A guy who thinks a penis is the best thing ever and will do anything for it.
He drove three hours just to see a guy's penis in a hot tub.
He texted me at 2 a. m. to ask if I had a penis.
He tried to buy a penis from a guy at the mall.
P.P.F.L.
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The guy who will never stop talking about penises, even if you beg him to stop.
He told me about his penis at the dinner table. Three times.
He sent me a picture of his penis during a test.
He named his dog after his penis.
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A guy who would rather die than not have a penis.
He said he would rather die than get a circumcision.
He cried when he saw a guy with no penis.
He tried to sneak into a surgery room to save a guy’s penis.