P.P Weiner

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P. P Weiner is a guy with a meaty pole so big it could knock out a whole football team. He runs a company that sells fake penises to sad people.
Just saw P. P Weiner walking down the street. The sidewalk broke from his junk.
My uncle bought a fake penis from P. P Weiner. Now he thinks he's a superhero.
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P. P Weiner’s junk is so huge, it’s like a meaty mountain. He sells penis enlargement stuff to guys who think they’re ugly.
P. P Weiner’s penis is so big, it caused a traffic jam.
My cousin got a penis enlargement from P. P Weiner. Now he can’t fit in his pants.
P. P Weiner’s junk is so big, it’s got a driver’s license.
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P. P Weiner has a cock so big, it could beat up a bear. He sells penis stuff to guys who want to feel more manly.
P. P Weiner’s cock is so big, it’s got a sidekick.
My brother got a penis enlargement from P. P Weiner. Now he’s the king of the bathroom.
P. P Weiner’s cock is so big, it could be a rollercoaster.
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