P&P Sandwich

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When Pat and Paul ambush you on a bike ride and force you into a secret spot to make the P&P sandwich. They dump gross energy gels and poop all over your bibs, then strip naked and jump on you like a pile of farts. You end up covered in goo while they shout nonsense and ride off like they won the race.
They pulled me into a bush and started yelling 'P&P sandwich!' while throwing gel at my face.
Paul pooped in my bib and said it was 'the best part of the sandwich.'
I had to ride home with Pat sitting on my back like a dirty kid.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Pat and Paul drag you to a hidden spot during a bike ride. They pour gels and poop into your bibs, then both climb in naked and start jumping on you like it’s a wrestling match. You’re smothered in goo while they scream ‘P&P sandwich’ like they’re in a madhouse.
I was trying to ride and Pat was sitting on my chest like a fat kid on a couch.
Paul kept throwing gel in my face and said it was ‘the sauce.’
They left me in the bush with a bib full of poop and gel like I was a dirty dog.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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