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A human-shaped block of garbage that’s too lazy to even breathe properly.
I saw my buddy at the mall and he was just standing there like a statue. P. O. S. L.
My cousin’s been in bed for three days. I think he’s dead. Or a P. O. S. L.
He got a new phone and still didn’t bother to turn it on. That’s a P. O. S. L.