Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total waste of air and energy.

That guy failed his math test and still talked trash in the hallway.

She dropped her phone in the toilet and still acted like it was fine.

He tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast, the eggs, and his hair.

2

A human garbage can that doesn’t know how to shut up.

He kept bragging about his dog even though it pooped on his shoes.

She texted me at 2 a. m. about her cat’s bad hair day.

He tried to sing in the shower and it sounded like a goat screaming.

3

A walking disaster who thinks they're a superhero.

He spilled coffee on his shirt and still tried to save the day.

She tripped over her own feet and still took a selfie.

He tried to fix the Wi-Fi and now the whole house is offline.

4

A meatball of misery with no skills and a mouth full of trash.

He tried to play guitar and it sounded like a cat fighting a duck.

She tried to do yoga and fell into a pile of pillows.

He tried to fix the sink and now the whole bathroom is flooded.

5

A human version of a broken toaster that keeps yelling.

He yelled at the TV for no reason and it didn’t even matter.

She yelled at her brother for stealing her snack and now she’s mad at the snack.

He yelled at the pizza delivery guy for being late and now the pizza is cold.